Roundup Of Rare Insults You Don't See Everyday

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Oct 31, 2020 5:38 AM EDT

Just when you thought you've heard it all... along came these rare and creative insults. Because sometimes regular old insults just aren't enough to express your true feelings. Enjoy these A+ insults and take a look at these funny tweets if you're in the mood for more social media smart asses.

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    Face - 4G 2:02 shitbot69 Fluffy Thing • 3 weeks ago She's the type of person to invite more than 18 people to an 18+ movie. 1.5K 21 VIEW 21 REPLIES
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    Text - r/madlads ?h • i.redd.it Elon Musk does it again Elon Musk O @elonmusk The gauntlet has been thrown down! The prophecy will be fulfilled. Model S price changes to $69,420 tonight! 11:01 PM · 14 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 2,545 Retweets 619 Quote Tweets 18.9K Likes Vote 13 1 Share Award 1 TOP COMMENTS V Good thing he can afford to buy an orphan's spine every time he breaks his neck sucking his own d Reply 10 Add a comment
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    Text - Mini coopers are not 4000 pounds. 859 Trying ToBeReallyCool · 11h O9 Awards Your moms is, if we're talking net weight 3,4k
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    Text - Clifford F Launches A Cat SCHOLASTIS 150 likes dom.is.sad Gm why was he so big did they ever give a backstory to that yes he was a lil guy but emily elizibeth loved him SO much he turned into a big boi your doggo is small what does that say about you your small what does that say about yr parents
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    Text - r/cringepics Use App YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY HUSBAND'S RANK 4.3k 3 206 Share Single comment thread See full discussion 18+ I don't know ranks off hand because I'm a normal person, Mrs. Two Red Chevrons 合72 O Reply ... It resembles both the Navy and the Coast Guard petty officer second class, but it isn't either. 合16 QReply Got it. I'll refer to her as petty and second class. 4 78 Q Reply
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    Facial expression - r/Whatcouldgowrong Posted by u/TurtleFriend14 · 2h • i.redd.it 4 3 3 2 1 1 what could go wrong harassing a muslim family? Man yells at Arab Family My f'cking country is the greatest country in the world! ISIS don't mean sh*t to me, motherf"cker. ALEXANDER JENNES DOWNING 70 -66 60 63 60 50 57 Man seen harassing Muslim family in viral video cries in mug shot 17,2k 590 Share O Award * BEST COMMENTS Competitive_Rub · 1h Is that his IQ chart in the back? Reply + 791 turtletitan819
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    Face - d TikTok Osupremedon Comments 1.1K 1 week ago 0:41 my man be lookin like a roblox character 凸 64 日2 2 REPLIES
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    Face - Or/interestingasfuck Julius Caesar Cleopatra Louis XV Nefertiti Alexander the Great Caligula 1 4.5k 218 Share Y BEST COMMENTS - AutoModerator 3h · Please report this post if: It is . - 3h Alexander the Great looks like a wannabe Tiktok star Reply 个1.0k
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    Text - THRE allbandsondeck 9 months ago He looks like he would sell his dog for dog food 凸3.9K 目 25 25 REPLIES ...
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    Text - Ur trash 14 -0 13 Minutes Ago i hope you wake up at 3am while your sleep paralysis demon terrorizes you and when you finally get rid of it you try to flip your pillow to the cold side but its warm on both sides. After that, when you get up to get a drink of cold water, the water is warm and when you try to go back to bed you stub your toe as hard as you can on your bedframe while internally scream in pain as you cant wake up your parents because if you do then theyll beat your ass so hard
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    Cartoon - Kwi a common air conditioner is far more skilled than you.
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    Face - in two days? Comments 840 Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines Add a public comment... I Pinned by Bruh Sound Effect G Gael Uriona • 3 weeks ago Mom he isnt sharing the chromosome 22 4小 6 6.1K • 22 REPLIES
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    Text - According to a new study, Sex can actually improve your skin and your overall beauty So how about it? O O No wonder you look so ugly lol. You look so much of a virgin that during your birth, your mother's hymen was restored on your way out.
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    Font - Among Us 4,5* Yeet 23.12.18 Stephen Hawking runs better than this game
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    Face - Rev s 19s v He looks like the full body manifestation of an unwanted dick pic. 4h I did this for Trisha and she still quit the podcast 1 个门1 M 12 个, C
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    Media - Comments 14K Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines Add a public comment... Big Nose Inc. •1 month ago So nice that Travis Scott gave this homeless man a burger It 10K 目86
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    Vehicle door - ago Didn't you steal the chipmunks
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    Text - r/teenagers Posted by 3h Stop beinge to teachers Rant A kid in my online meeting just told our teacher to go herself because she has no authority over him ins own home. She just asked him to mute his mic like seriously wtf. She is trying to do her job and everyone is just ignoring her. Fothis makes me so mad like be nice to your teachers for because they are humans too. sake Thank you for coming to my ted talk. 1 71 15 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 3h you sound like a teacher's pet
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    Motor vehicle - Comments 9.7K CrazyDuck33 - 1 week ago this guy looks like if humans had a default skin it 4.2K O 88 14
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    Text - r/monkeyspaw 1d I wish that my penis wasn't so huge. 316 50 1 Share BEST COMMENTS Wish granted your hallucinations are now cured Reply 378 made with mematic
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    Eyewear - d TikTok Gizry Comments 4.3K 4 months ago 4:01 her eyebrows look like 2 swans kissing Imao 163 目5 5 REPLIES
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    Yellow - r/blursedimages ... 00만 600만 800만 400만 알제외), 기내 4 3 S 3 4 39.6k 167 Share BEST COMMENTS - 7h 2 Awards Mii graphics surely improved Reply 1.7k v
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u, ...ie • 1h Welcome to area 52. The site where the military keeps all its stupidest things. What is kept there? 1 Vote 65 Share BEST COMMENTS - 1h S 1 Award Damn seems like you escaped from there Reply 39 LO
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    Text - Pornjudge1 9 months ago The guy is hell ugly! |20 Reply Deus_Malachi 1 month ago well, how else are you going to relate to the video 13 Reply
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    Text - Who Is The Impostor? Smajor GreaseBall LaurenZsus gloom ShowThyme Joey Sive Kara Samara SKIP VOTE Voting Ends In: 1203 Risposte Dani v.1 giorno fa Charlie out here lookin like a hippie librarian art teacher jesus now 7344 95
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    Text - congrats, you have just learned the concept of "theory of mind." You know things others don't and others know things you don't. Laughing at others for not knowing something is saying you haven't developed a theory of mind, which typically occurs around the ages of 4-5. in other words, you are acting like a toddler.
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    Font - r/FuckYouKaren 3h • imgur Does this count? W YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY HUSBAND'S RANK S 1 4.5k 216 1 Share BEST COMMENTS - Very well Mrs Dishonourable Discharge. Reply 855 V
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    Text - 9 r/facepalm ... It you're wearing a mask, why would you care if I'm not? Your mask works, right? "If you're sober, why would you care if I was driving drunk? Your seatbelt and airbags work, right? Posted in r/me_irl reddit 16.7k 166 1 Share Y BEST COMMENTS MoVTheGopnik • 5h Because my mask doesn't cover my eyes. Add a comment >» 口
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    Text - 2h Replying to How it started: How it's going: 8. 2723 1,207 SKO My man really took his forehead hair and put it on his chin Q3 O 410
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    Text - ll giffgaff ? 08:30 1 92% a r/GoodCardiBSongs ... r/GoodCardiBSongs + Join 14,130 members • 907 online all the good cardi b songs Posts About Rooms HOT POSTS Wow, such empty ...
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    Text - Comments 27K He looks like if Justin Bieber morphed into Slenderman and made better songs 129 1 1 REPLY
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    Font - Comments 14K 品X Mejia • 3 months ago This game is taking so long that a whole new virus started 山 2.3K 目 27 27 REPLIES
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    Text - · Ále • 9h Reminds me of X Æ A-Xii Reply 个 239 cocaine addict • 5h I've seen some parents use their kids names as their WiFi password. Elon Musk went above and beyond and used his WiFi password as his kid's name. 會 84 ↓
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    Adaptation - r/interestingasfuck Posted by u/Vince_- • 12h • i.redd.it 21 1 The human embryo attached to the wall of the uterus 4.3k + 286 Share ArcticFox46 · 11h Nice to know at implantation we all looked like a heaping pile of s´`t * Reply 760 shaliozero · 11h 2 Awards I'm still one. 1 370 +
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    Text - + ®r/facepalm Influencer Dmitriy Stuzhuk Dead Of Coronavirus After Telling Followers It Wasn't Real Fitness influencer Dmitriy Stuzhuk has passed away due to complications related to coronavirus. Hise. E E! Online • 10 hours ago 3 2 4 2 1 A 1 1 18,5k 593 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL What was he influencing? Head veins? - Reply + 367
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    Spokesperson - TVNZ via Reuters 'BAC YOU FL "ВАCK YOUR FUTU M PARTY L "ВАCK YOUR FUTURE' NEW ZEALAND PARTY VOTE NEW ZEALANO FIRST FIRST We've got someone who obviously got an education in America.
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    Photo caption - elbow deep · 3 months ago e This guy looks like he could sit on a popsicle and tell u what flavor it is 139 口 11
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